Shank

This is a term used for masturbation in the shower.

Shower + wank = Shank.

Man i'm frustrated, i'm going for a shank.

by gamblitis March 16, 2009

sugar shanked

to be stabbed by an improvised tool made of hard candy

Bro u good? Did you get sugar shanked? Ay bro please Detroit funerals are expensive!

by hogu April 17, 2022

I shank backs

What I call hispanics with no common sense.

Person 1: are you a Hispanic with no common sense.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "I Shank Backs"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Shank

1. Literally, to stab in the stomach

2. More loosely, to screw something up, make a mistake, etc.

3. In sports: to make a bad shot/play, to hit the ball awkwardly.

Did you see that tennis ball? I hit it over the fence!
Yeah, you really shanked that one.

by tennisdude November 20, 2010

shank

A form of well ground weed, typically very sticky.

person: bought some weed the other day but it was shank.

by anonymous September 23, 2023

Shank

The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.

(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.

by Doone March 9, 2011

Shank

Slang for stabbing
Commonly used among chavs and roadmen

I'll shank him bruv- angry chav or roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020