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Rub my chub

Rub my chub, asking someone to wank you off or either just to rub your chubby belly
Hey hot stuff wanna rub my chub ?
by Fluffy the hamster January 1, 2019
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Rub some paint

When you are at a stop light and a dumbass pulls up next to you revving their engine and wants to race. While you are racing, you bump cars exchanging paint.
Driver: I think this guy wants to rub some paint
Passenger: Let's smoke em!

Driver: Look, those guys up there are rubbing paint!
by shinerbock February 4, 2010
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Rub my turkey

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.
Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.
by JJ&BG October 8, 2018
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Brown rub down

The act of smearing poop on someone or something.
by Tree aka travis May 16, 2023
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Rub N' Plug

When a bi-sexual female scissors another female, then immediately after has sex with a male.
Steve: "Hey Sally, why'd you leave so early from the orgy last night?"

Sally: "I did a Rub N' Plug with Stacy and Tom and that's all I really needed"
by Cotterrr May 29, 2018
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Sahara rub down

The Sahara rub down is a dry hand job. Every man can relate

A hand job with no lubrication
I was hoping for a blow job but got a Sahara rub down instead, there will be no second date.
by jpen October 8, 2016
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