chuck roast

A descriptive term describing the after the fact insult of someones rather sizable posterior. ( ass for the less wordy ).

Works especially well if the individual's name is Charles.

"OH my gosh, look at that girls ass."
"What does she feed it, Miracle Grow?????"
ahahahahahah
Then someone says, "Wow, what a chuck roast"

by Grand Master D "Dave" May 4, 2006

pot roast pussy

when the lips of the vagina are all brown and flappy like the meat coming out of the side of a roast beef sandwich

Damn she was hot but she had a pot roast pussy

by Kangarooster562 December 14, 2010

Rump Roast Face

Rump Roast Face comes from a place far far away (A pine richland luch tabel)
it means one with a veryy ugly or discusting face one that no 1 can stand..

Derek James= Rump Roast Face.

by Rick JAmEs May 13, 2005

Rhode Island Roast

When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.

"My Girlfriend & I tried Rhode Island Roasting last night, it was wellllll nice!"

by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

roasted cock hammer

a man who has sizable genitals who decides too make the mistake of lighting his pubic hair on fire.

tracy: did you hear?

shannon: hear what?

tracy: that tim did a roasted cock hammer!

shannon: oh snap did you get it on video?

tracy: hell ya!

by no one likes roasted nuts October 31, 2009

Roast Beef Danglies

The pertruding smelly flaps of the females vagina

Julia: Get those roast beef danglies out of my face
Beth "the sailor": Shut the fuck up, give me a hot carol

by Cleary December 14, 2008

dutch pig roast

When one person poops in a blanket and pulls it over another person's head. Similar to a "dutch oven", but with poop.

Ellen gave me a dutch oven, so I took a deuce in a blanket and gave her a dutch pig roast.

by salpalellenmelon November 29, 2011