by jamarama December 17, 2020
Get the Eat the roman soup mug.A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.
“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020
Get the Greco Roman Handshake mug.The kinda guy who works tirelessly with extreme efficiency and accuracy but also finds time for friends family and himself. The man has at least one hobby and likes to be free. He might have a small problem with himself (he wants to change sleep habits). He is kind and inclusive to those who deserve it. He is a natural born leader if he needs to be, but would rather let someone else tell him what to do. He's love sick. He wishes for a loving gf seeing as the last one cheated. has a secret talent for writing and painting and likes kittens and puppies equally. He loves to play games with friends but also likes to go it alone. He is effectively loyal to you as long as you don't absolutely wreck him. He's usually kinda tall, standing at 1.8-2 meters tall. He wants to visit Australia and New Zealand. In his hobbies he enjoys planning and execution of large scale (often expensive) projects. He's a tiddie and ass guy and likes thick or thin, tall or short girls. He's a great hugger and an extraordinary cuddler. He is still pondering if the cia documents on different dimensions is true but he doesn't actually care. He is a seed in the ground waiting to sprout ;) (he's also the heir of his smol families patriarchy)
Matticus: so roman will end up like me eh..?
Timothy: no. Maybe similar but not quite you or his mom.
Matticus: well like me or not, one thing is for certain.
Timothy: whats that?
Matticus: he is going to be more powerful than you or I or even our dad. He truly is the hidden king.
Timothy: do you really think so?
Matticus: yes. He will make an excellent patriarch
Timothy: no. Maybe similar but not quite you or his mom.
Matticus: well like me or not, one thing is for certain.
Timothy: whats that?
Matticus: he is going to be more powerful than you or I or even our dad. He truly is the hidden king.
Timothy: do you really think so?
Matticus: yes. He will make an excellent patriarch
by Manbearpig666666 October 22, 2020
Get the Roman mug.A very creative, loving, and romantic guy. He loves Disney and musicals, and often gets into arguments. He may come off as dramatic and egotistical, but deep down he’s a great guy who just wants what’s best. He is our hero.
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Get the Roman mug.by BorisMan December 27, 2020
Get the Romans Gaming PC mug.An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).
This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.
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