Riley

Riley isn’t that bad of a person. She laughs to much. Looks like a dyke, but isn’t. She pretty much wears the same clothes everyday. She’s severely depressed and anxious but pretends she isn’t. Besides those things she’s very caring even though no one cares about her.

“Why does Riley even leave her house? No one wants to look at her.”

by Ripley892 March 10, 2019

Riley robles

Small dick, big head. Also pasty white boy

I am Riley robles and I have a small dick

by Picks us up March 14, 2019

Team Riley

When one is sick and tired of the drama involving Team Jacob and/or Team Edward, and just decides to join Team Riley instead, in search of the next hottest guy in the Twilight series.

Ashley: i'm on team edward.
Brittany: wow, im on team jacob, he's so much hotter.
Ashley: no way guuurl!

*start fighting*
Becca: this is why i'm on team riley, geez

by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010

Alyix Riley

Future millionaire, front-women and maybe actor. Also is the best person ever, and probably might change their last name to Knight because why the hell not. (Also is better than everyone else)

#ALYIX RILEY: let me be the next awsten knight smh

by xoalyix November 11, 2020

Hyper_Riley

a man online with huge massive testicles and eats bricks for breakfast his nuts are prolly the size of your head and yet he loves you at the same time no homo tho

"yo have you seen Hyper_Riley" "oh the dude with massive nuts yeah"

by hugeman42069 May 13, 2022

Riley

A ugly ass motherfucker that is weak as fuck and his nose is the shape of a fat penis. Not even one girl isn’t attractive to him because of his dick nose that grows and grows all the way to his forehead. He is an asshole and he does not give a fuck about your feelings

Wow look at Riley
Riley has a small dick!!!

by # The slick Asian man June 7, 2018

Pull A Riley

To flex on people for no apparent reason just because his self esteem is extraordinary low. He also may he tendencies to swear, be violent, and to step on other peoples shoes just because he is a massive dick, but that doesn't mean he HAS a massive dick.

"Bro, these are new shoes, you don't have to go pull a Riley on me!"

by thatoneguyyouknowbutdonttalkto November 21, 2019