Rip-off

A cheap circumcision. It results in not having a penis at all. It was NOT worth the money.

Skip: So is that why you don’t have a penis?
A person named Larry: Yeah! Was a rip-off!
Skip: You look uncomfortable, should we end this conversation and play Portal Co-op?
Larry: fuck yeah

by Skip Komarov February 24, 2022

Ripping Nets

To ball so hard that them other motherfuckers wanna find me!

Lebron: Hey Kobe, wanna go rip some nets?
Kobe: Oh yeah, I love Ripping Nets! I will rip those nets so hard that everyone will want to find me!

by kowens357 May 14, 2013

rip root

The act of tugging on ones penis

Why go to work when you can sit home and rip root.

by Jimmy Joyce November 21, 2017

Rip a spinnaker

To become heavily intoxicated to the point that one’s fly remains down (or in extreme cases, complete removal of outer layer below the waist) for the remainder of the bender, possibly to the extent that the genitals are exposed.

Raffy: Did you hear about Manny? Linda’s left him again. I think he’s pretty keen to rip a spinnaker tonight.
Eduardo: Oh Christ. Alright, but I can’t see Manny’s pee hole again.

by mannymanilowe July 18, 2021

Roast rips

It is where you begin roasting someone and then soon let one rip from laughing so hard

"Dude, did you hear about when Joey began to diss Danny and then had one of those roast rips?"

by Lawgster December 26, 2016

Jeaned rips

When a pair of jeans has so many rips that it is more rip than jean.

"I was looking at jeans online when I saw a pair of jeaned rips, I shit you not."

by Steven the cone February 24, 2020

ripping pish

taking the piss out of someone.

haha Evan it was so funny when you were ripping pish about Maisie snorting.

by maisiessnort July 11, 2017