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redneck cars 

mostly 60s-70s american muscle cars in bad condition tuned with cheap aftermarket parts.

features:
- giant hood-scoops
- cheap paint job (often primer paint)
- army bumper sticker
- rust all over it

etc.
A: Hey, look at that old, rusty Trans Am with that giant hood-scoop! What a hillbilly.
B: Yeah, there's a junkyard full of redneck cars a few miles away.
redneck cars by MuscleCarLover October 23, 2013

Redneck Shower 

When a large group of people gather into a shower to shotgun beers, as to not spill the beer elsewhere.
Hey Brody, grab your keys and get in here! We're gonna take a redneck shower!
Redneck Shower by soundgarten September 6, 2014

redneck bowling 

running on ice and slideing into random objects to knock them down
i was redneck bowling last night
redneck bowling by Tater October 26, 2014

Redneck Escargot

The sexual act of when two subjects are involved with anal intercourse. When the male party involved finishes in the anus, filling it with semen. The subject then pulls out and presses their mouth to the anus and slurps the semen out. Similar to eating escargot without utensils.
My date thought I was fancy when I invited her over for a little redneck escargot. I haven’t heard from her since.

Redneck Pawnee 

The act of taking an unarmed hummingbird helicopter in the game ARMA 3 and having a few buddles with light machine guns or sniper rifles sit on the passenger seats, and then chasing enemy helicopters while your buddies attempt to shoot them down.
Watch out team. The enemy has a redneck pawnee behind our base waiting for transports to leave.
Redneck Pawnee by yourdonefor September 8, 2022

redneck sledding 

(Noun),.The act of using a 4 wheel drive truck to pull an object (i.e. trash can lid, hood of a car, or cardboard box) behind the vehicle using a rope along a flat grass/dirt surface.
" Hey y'all they just cleared the field behind our house anyone up for some redneck sledding"