Reading Cheese

its a phrase used to say how somethings impossible or hard to understand.

some guy: man, trying to understand this is like reading cheese!
some other guy: ?? you cant read cheese!
some guy: thats what im sayin!

by MCXD September 25, 2010

Readtarded

Adjective
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.

Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?

Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?

by SEMFP June 14, 2013

readlax

To read while reclining in a comfortable position; to relax while reading.

I worked so hard today, all I want to do is go home and readlax before dinner.

by MI Shugs June 17, 2016

ready to wrestle

Feeling good, feeling refreshed especially after having used the bathroom.

Whew! After that bathroom break I'm ready to wrestle.

by Alpha Rabbit April 10, 2017

reading sub

a retard that falls on a exstention cord and hits the smart board, then yells at the class and becomes very salty

that person is a reading sub

by richard the bitcherd February 16, 2018

Readymade

An already made family. When a man starts. dating a woman who has children from a previous relationship.

Hey George got him a readymade huh ? How many kids does she have ?

by Toeland June 13, 2018

Ready

A word used to describe ones abilities before an event

Dude are you ready sure am

by Rollin thunder November 25, 2018