Puddling

During sex, a woman releases a decent sized puddle unto the man and/or sheets. This is not urine.

Dammit honey, you are puddling all over me!

Need to wash these sheets again, my girlfriend puddled last night.

I'm gonna fuck you so good that I make you puddle!

by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

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up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

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puddleface

a derogatory term, describing a mopey faced person. Originally used by Charlie Brooker in his Screen Burn column

Jesus, he's such a puddleface.

by Poisoned Dwarf October 9, 2009

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A term used to describe somebody who when laying down and stroking their member, suddenly an explosion sends a rainbow of jizz onto their chest, where it comes to rest. Typically used to describe a single male.

"That guy's been single for months. Yeah, he's a total puddlechest."

by benscarisdeaddd June 10, 2016

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Puddlewink

The act of secretly peeing on someone in the shower. When you happen to shower with your spouse or significant other and you have to pee, yet you are not comfortable enough to tell them your going to pee in the shower. So you have to find a way to pee without them knowing. Not to be confused with a Doodlewink which is pooping in the shower with your significant other.

Yesterday I went to Toms house and we took our first shower together. I drank to much Gatorade before hand. While I was in the shower I had to attempt my first puddlewink but he caught the yellow stream on the tub floor.

by Puddle Winking April 18, 2021

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