Programme

A Chick with a lot of issues and who requires vast amounts of attention.

That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.

by hot lunch April 13, 2005

progammer

An Internet user who plays games (not video) with losers who need to learn a lesson about what is unacceptable.
A derivative term from Queenslandspeak (gammin) in Australia

Why is that user bugging us like he was a progammer?
I thought you were only joking until I worked out you're a progammer and were toying with me

by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006

H-B Woodlawn Program

One of the most stuck up schools in Virginia. What the students @ Hb don't understand is that the only reason they go to H-B is because the were randomly selected, not because they are unique or have any outstanding qualities. Once they get to HB the conform to the hippie, laid back standard that is H-B... so they are hypocrites when they call others conformists, because they definately conform, just to a different standard. They pride themseleves on being laid back and not having to go to class if they don't want to, but really they are dumasses who really sound like "yea our school is so awsome because i get ot miss out on my education whenever i feel like pissing my life away or not showing up for class." If you didn't get your names pulled out of that stupid lottery, you would be going to another public high school. You don't even have an athletics program, all you have is a dirt path around a soccer feild! So sit and bitch all you want about other schools, saying their stuck up, but really H-B is the most stuck-up school in Virginia, with a bunch of depressed, unathletic, lazy, unoriginal students.

plus who wants to go to school where depressed sluts cut themselves and are walking STD's?

"Oh so you're from HB? does that mean you are a depressed, hippie, druggie, lazy-ass?"

HBer: "No, but i try and act like one."

by sjdhfasfdg May 13, 2005

progamer

Vinko, wau.com

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by Heaton July 20, 2003

Progeria

An Ian looking vampire weasel. The kid from mac & me had progeria. contrary to popular belief, there was no special effects in that movie, every one had some sort of mutated progeria feline aids mix. Also a punk rock band from south afrika.

I think the cook at the red room was in mac and me, cause he has progeria.

by Progeria and the feline aids March 13, 2011

Progressive

The flip side of the Fox News viewer. Like their conservative counterparts progressives believe themselves intellectually and morally superior to anyone of a different political persuasion. Also Like the Fox News junkie they often ruin your Thanksgivings and turn every conversation into a political one so they can excuse and ignore the failures of their life. They consume an unhealthy amount of news (usually TYT) and can be found jerking each other off on reddit. Also like the Fox News conservative They see the world as black and white and are responsible for the death of civility, empathy, and community. Progressive snobs and conservative trolls have turned the internet into an embarrassing nightmare.

Hey John are you a progressive or conservative? Neither, I enjoy peace and harmony. I’m also allergic to bullshit.

by Poopooonyou March 29, 2020

programmer

A formulaic motion picture, an uninspired, by the book (or by the numbers) "B" movie.

"Montgomery Tully, that phenomenally fast British directing machine, whipped up another espionage programmer with 1964's Master Spy."

"Then, sheriff Brown doubles as an ornery outlaw to capture an ornery outlaw, as well as take the fancy of a preacherwoman and a singer in the B-western programmer "Rogue of the Range" (1937)."

"Dull programmer, redeemed by the title song and 1 powerful sequence"

"They tried a few more oater series starring the likes of Rod Cameron and Kirby Grant, but Universal lost interest in doing cowboy films and opted to phase themselves out of the B western programmer."

"This doesn't come across as a formulaic programmer. It has plenty of tension."

"The set-pieces are nothing overly spectacular or original (the film's concluding piece is right out of CLIFFHANGER), but as a formulaic programmer, you could do a lot worse--call it a good popcorn movie."

"This formulaic programmer, about a young shipbuilder who forgoes a union-protected job (talk about crazy) in a Maryland shipyard for a crack at the nearby U.S. Naval Academy, qualifies loosely as drama."

by David Porta July 7, 2006