Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Monkey pumping

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

flat foot pimpin

To stroll comfortably into a social situation with confidence. To blend into a party scene.

He sho' was flat foot pimpin' out there on the dance floor. He knew his moves.

by ArfGraf May 25, 2016

The Scarlet Pimpinel

A late-18th-century "double life" dude who pretended to be just a faceless British aristocrat, but in reality would secretly go around treating people's illnesses with herbal remedies, rather than the mainstream "drugs and surgery" methods.

Baroness Orczy always looked quite good, so perhaps she herself was treated by The Scarlet Pimpinel; maybe she even wrote the book about him as a gratitude gesture for his helping to keep her in good health.

by QuacksO August 18, 2024

put some pimpin it

Tell it like it is with some stank on it.

If you’re going to tell me that story, you better put some pimpin it.

by Sanfordcm November 6, 2023

Straight Trace Midget Pimpin

Straight Trace midget pimpin

These ho’s actin up. We need some of that straight Trace midget pimpin!

by Booey ooey May 18, 2024

Alberni stove piping

The act of making people think you enjoy stove piping.

Mark enjoys Alberni stove piping so much, “is it really homosexual if it’s just the tip” mark says to himself. He sure hopes the crew knows!

by ThatDoctor January 23, 2026