A sexual act in which a man dips his cock in vinegar, straps a firecracker to said cock, lights the firecracker and vigorously shags his female companion until the firecracker explodes.
Roy was distraught when he found out his wife had been cheating on him, but instead of getting angry, he just gave her the Pakistani Pickle and ended both of their sex lives.
by El Stumpo Loco May 16, 2019
Get the Pakistani Pickle mug.When your lover initially knocks you out by smashing a bar stool over your head.
This is then shortly followed by a dill pickle being shoved into your ass whilst you lie naked, face down.
This is then shortly followed by a dill pickle being shoved into your ass whilst you lie naked, face down.
A: "Bro, I went over to Jogz' yard last night and woke up the next morning with severe head trauma and a Dill Pickle in my rectum!"
B: "You got Dill Pickle mate.... actually, nope... you got Pickle Dill"
B: "You got Dill Pickle mate.... actually, nope... you got Pickle Dill"
by Dultyboy November 20, 2020
Get the Pickle Dill mug.Imagine giving a bj to someones dog and then feeling a pickle not a dick and you continue to suck and blow and you like the dill flavour. Now imagine doing that to a cat but it's way too small so you destroy its ass. We all know that one guy that fucked your childhood animal and now you have a person for a three sum.
BIG Bertha:I saw Trist yesterday
Tommy:I'm straight but DAMNNN
BIG Bertha:I gave him a furry pickle
Tommy:SAME!
Tommy:I'm straight but DAMNNN
BIG Bertha:I gave him a furry pickle
Tommy:SAME!
by Big Berthy Cock MAN May 5, 2023
Get the Furry Pickle mug.by Word_god_bitchzzz December 15, 2016
Get the pickle grit mug.Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.
by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017
Get the pickle plankton mug.Endearing term for the loved one that frequently sheaths your pickle, sharpens the sword, peels the banana, jerking my gherkin.
by shaftzilla May 10, 2023
Get the Pickle Sheath mug.You're a pickle dicer! Freak!
I bet you dice your pickles you fucking weirdo
You look like a pickle dicer. MAGA! MAGA!
I bet you dice your pickles you fucking weirdo
You look like a pickle dicer. MAGA! MAGA!
by MrBuck July 5, 2023
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