swiss pickle

A green turd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it's not fully out, but it's not fully in either.

Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"

by pallywauly_EF April 24, 2014

Pickle suprise

A corny commercial from the seventies. In the video, there is a guy dressed as a pickle, occasionally shouting, "PICKLE SUPRISE!" Pickle Surprise is some sort of topping.

Guy 1: Dude, you threw up all over the floor! What did you eat?
Guy 2: PICKLE SUPRISE!

by cd mac December 4, 2013

Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

pickle grit

A real fucking wanker

Stop being a damn pickle grit

by Word_god_bitchzzz December 15, 2016

pickle brushing

When you squeeze up on a fine chic at the club and lightly slide your cock in a side to side motion on her ass, leg, or wherever you can get away with it. If she busts you in the act, tell her you didn't realize it and ask to buy her a drink to make up for it. In most cases you'll be fuckin before the night is up.

Ray: that chic just busted him rubbing his dick all over her ass and he's acting like he didn't know he was doing it.
Me: he was pickle brushing bro

by Heywoodjublome January 10, 2016

pickle potion

Pickle Potion is a delicious pickle juice beverage sold in Texas grocery stores. It is straight bottled pickle juice. It is mostly consumed by athletes and children.

"Shit, that's some good pickle potion." awesomesauce

by @awkwardfast January 24, 2016

Pickle Ticker

The phrase “Pickle Ticker” is a reference to two things. “Pickle” references a penis, and “Ticker” represents a ticking time bomb. So with that in mind, it basically means that your penis is a ticking time bomb. It happens while having intercourse or while masturbating, and it is when you get to the point of ejaculation. Pickle Ticker represents the fact that you are about to ejaculate, and that your penis is in fact a ticking time bomb.

Guy: Oh shit babe, PICKLE TICKER!!!!
Girl: OMG PULL IT OUT!! REMEMBER, IM NOT ON THE PILL!

by dank_for_u December 6, 2018