Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

picking up groceries

Grabbing a handful of fruit snacks and gold fish after dicking down a single mother.

The worst part about picking up groceries is having to listen to her kid whine about me eating the last of the scooby doo gummies

by Doyle156 December 24, 2020

Pick n' lick

The act of picking out Dingle berries prior to licking the butt crack

I got into a mean pick n' lick session with that hippy last night

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

pick-up fix

Something or someone that lifts your spirits or generally puts you in a happy mood.

Thanks for turning my day around; you're my pick-up fix.

by Anakin0124 January 4, 2014

Academic Pick me

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.

Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!

by Virum69.99 February 2, 2023

no pick n un

No pickles, no onion.

Cheeseburger, no pick n un.

by sadriannaship November 19, 2014

pick me queer

A gay, lesbian or other person who is perfectly willing to throw another section of the LGBTQ community, such as trans people, under the bus in the hopes of ensuring their own survival.

Pick me queer: "Maybe if we all rally against trans people, the government will let the rest of us gays exist!"
Guy 2: "Shut up."

by starrlotte March 5, 2023