parcip

Referring to someone who is lacking a sense of humor, or common sense, or both.

John is such a parcip; he never laughs at jokes.

by Jeff Attig December 9, 2008

pencilitis

pencil inflammation; obtained by spending too much time with a pencil.

I had to get my pencilitis treated after hand writing a 9 page report.

by redwolf27 November 18, 2010

Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.

Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.

by Cemmons March 19, 2017

pencil whipper

cheating while playing disc golf by falsifying yours or your competitor's score.

Caleb, bruh, how are you possibly -20 under par? You're such a pencil whipper. carry stevi's bag and let him keep score.

by mike rauch December 5, 2017

Crack Pencil

A person who uses a lame insult.

Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil

by Rothgar the Strategist February 8, 2010

100 percent

1. Full completion

2. Beating all levels of a video game, not just the main story.

1. I just completed 100 percent of this book.

2. I just got 100 percent on Batman: Arkham City.

by The_Visionary July 6, 2014

Save 15 percent or more with Geico

When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.

This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.

Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial

by Notfakebroz August 7, 2016