Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods
A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!
by Slutt fucker 3000 September 11, 2021
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Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner
by The lord voldermort January 04, 2024
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Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.
my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.
by Im fatty fat December 14, 2024
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Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.
Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.
by Gov’t Cheese November 30, 2022
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An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.
When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"
by Cleveland_50 July 17, 2019
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when you take a jar of Goober and spread it between a girl's butt cheeks then eat it out
Last night I was with this chick that had me eat her ass after spreading Goober between her cheeks. I've been craving Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) all day now.
by that-guy177 January 07, 2022
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Mercy Peanut Butter

Mercy Peanutbutter is when you beat the other team by such a large margin you give them peanut butter.
That was some total mercy peanut butter.
by Dogbreathe47 November 26, 2023
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