Parent

a person who tells you video games are bad and cause violence.

parent: video games cause violence

by The Weath3r Man December 16, 2020

parental controls

a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.

i hate goddamn fucking shitty parental controls

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more

It’s a fact Proven by barney the dinosaur

Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more is a fact

by Cherry Smoothie November 21, 2021

Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).

Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.

by anonymous November 15, 2023

3rd parent

A step parent. Mom 1st, dad 2nd, step-dad or step-mom 3rd.

My 3rd parent is coming to my game.

by Septdee June 22, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera imancipated From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera imancipated From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera imancipated From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Parents

An annoying mother ass fucker yelling at you all the time. You cant ever get a break :)

Parent:JIMMY CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN DOOR
*Kid*:Closes
-1 minute later...
Parents:COME DO THE DIRTY ASS DISHES JIMMY

by Dumb@ssbıtch😩 June 23, 2021