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pan-meta theory

Theory-of-everything

Reconciles panchronicity and panchrony.
Pan-meta theory explains why color creates music in terms of reflection.
by zanderfin October 28, 2019
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Branyo Romero Lopez Is Cthulhu In Pan-Asia xXx Pan-Asia may refer to: East Asia · Asia-Pacific;
Branyo Romero Lopez Is Cthulhu In Pan-Asia xXx Pan-Asia may refer to: East Asia · Asia-Pacific;
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020
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pan-contiguity

The idea that reality has surface-area.
Pan-contiguity says that reality has a surface area of 1-taU.

One-tau is God.
by metawave November 23, 2019
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pan-apeirotheism

A quintion continuum of infinite self-gods.

Pan-meta-panentheism.
Panentheism introduces the concept of a self-God in contrast to the God-self (monotheism) which derives from the human conception of the individual self.

Apeirotheism schematizes an infinite number of god-selves.

Pan-apeirotheism or meta-apeirotheism self-referentializes the two ideas to delineate an infinite number of SELF-gods.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 25, 2018
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Pan-Africoon

A Black individual who aggressively attributes all aspects of Black identity and history to slavery or Africa, often while subconsciously praising white supremacy. They typically engage in online arguments with Afro-Indigenous American Indians or foundational Black Americans (FBAs), not out of sincere belief, but for validation and brownie points from non-Black groups.

Traits include:
– Dismissing or erasing Black American accomplishments by attributing them to Africa.
– Preaching about self-love while being married to white partners and deflecting critique.
– Promoting the slave ship narrative despite lacking recent African ancestry or tribal ties.
– Ignoring the existence of dark-skinned, curly-haired Indigenous peoples around the world.
– Stirring division within Black communities under the guise of Pan-Africanism.
– Loudly proclaiming “We from Africa!” but never making the move themselves.
– Tapping into performative “unity” while tap dancing for non-Black approval.
– Frequently engaging in CIA chimp chatter: useless debates, distractions, and circular arguments meant to derail Black American discourse and keep the people mentally colonized.
Man I don’t pay attention to Bonnet Boss on TikTok her Filipino ass a Pan-Africoon. Don’t let me get started with Port City, them niggas do everything but move to Africa.
by NIGGoku July 21, 2025
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Its from an old Latin fable about fish convincing each other that jumping out of the frying pan is the only way to avoid certain doom. In modern times i means rushing out of a bad situation without considering the implications.
Poor old Ben jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire when he quit the job he hated to find himself homeless and unemployable
by Omniomega24 September 20, 2016
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