sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte

FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019

pumpkin day

If it's your pumpkin day, that means it is your birthday.

Happy pumpkin day!

by BuzzAndFuzz May 18, 2018

Pumpkin

Personal Blumpkin: Beating off while taking a shit

Dude!! I feel like a new man after that pumpkin!!

A morning pumpkin will definitely get your day going!

by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018

Pumpkin Patch

2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)

*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*

by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018

sticky pumpkin hand

When you are fisting someone and you pull out chunks of something like when you are scooping out a pumpkin

Last night with Eric, I got sticky pumpkin hands

by tater_anne September 30, 2017

pumpkin fish

A sweet woman that likes to drink alot and have fun.

That Kristie is such a hot pumpkin fish.

by Luckydoog October 9, 2017