pull a Texas

1) To leave/secede from a group

2) To ditch one's friends

Made in reference to Texas's governor threatening to secede from the United States over the recent healthcare reform.

"Wowww, look at Mike over there, just pullin' a Texas. Errands my ass."

Dave: "Hey guys -- I know we were gonna have lunch and all, but my girl called, and..."
Marquis: "Of course. Classic Dave. He WOULD go off and pull a Texas on the guys for his lame girlfriend"

by Wild_Bill102 March 26, 2010

Pulling A Tanim

Collapse for no apparent reason in a dorky fashion

Oops! I'm pulling a tanim, now ima die.

by Falcon Fyre December 2, 2014

Pulled a Salvail

The action to randomly pull out your penis as a part of a show of dominance during a work meeting. Can also apply to surprising a colleague with your exposed genitals during seemingly unimportant work situations.

The person in a position of authority during a meeting: "Do you want to know what I think of your idea?"
*Proceeds to pull out penis from pants*
Colleague after the meeting: "Damn he totally pulled a Salvail during the meeting!"

by ThE_NoMaDsOuL285 October 18, 2017

Pulling a Mete

When you have too many backup crushes and end up messing things up with all of them.

Bob - So I like this one girl, but I don't know if she likes me, so I also like 3 other girls.
Bill - Be careful, you might end up pulling a Mete!
Bob - No, you're wrong! I am going to do this plan and not fail!

*1 day later*

Bob - Dang, I messed things up with all of my crushes!
Bill - Told you so! You pulled a Mete.

by milesman34 April 19, 2020

Pulling a Kanye

This occurs when one person, in an epic show of douchebaggery, shifts the attention from what should be one person's unforgettable life moment to their own undeserving ass.

New mom to her husband: It's a boy!

Situational Kanye: Hey, no offense to y'all, I let y'all finish giving birth and ay'thing, but y'all shoulda had a girl. Girls are so much better, no disrespect, but they deserve to get born more than any other gender.

Husband: Stop pulling a Kanye and hand me my child back!

by rubberduckie1224 September 14, 2009

Pull a Flavio

To Get girls in a matter of forty-five minutes and at least getting to third base, while speaking Portuguese.

yo I'm gonna go pull a flavio tonight at this club, and hopefully get laid.

by MrBlow March 22, 2009

Pull an Icelos

To "Pull an Icelos" is to refrain from posting a mean or otherwise unwelcome comment, in response to an outrageous quote from someone, usually done in a chatroom context, but can also be used "In Real Life".

Girl: "I got dommed by two guys last night"
Guy: "I'm going to Pull an Icelos on that one"

Girl: I got fucked by three frat boys last night
Guy pulls an Icelos.

by Stuart Robbins November 29, 2006