Gary the Pole Smoker

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys

a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.

I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again

by dirty darrell October 16, 2008

Todem Pole

when receiving a manual release from a "little person." This only works when said persons hands are so small that they must use both (one on top of the other) to complete the task

The midget I banged last night had to put both of them on it to get me off.

by Redface J August 16, 2004

fuck pole

A pole, pillar or other cylindrical object that can and does survive the stress of a body being pinned against it by another body as the owners of the two bodies proceed to fuck senseless.

"Let's go sit out by the flagpole."
"No, man, Tim took his girlfriend and went and made it a fuck pole. I swear to god there's a stain."

by Spork_damage May 6, 2007

soul pole

Reference to a rather large black penis, often depicted in porno movies.

Hey bro weren't you dating Marry Anne? Yeah, we were going together exclusively up until she got a taste of Tyrell's soul pole. I haven't seen her sense.

by Noodler'sRevenge January 1, 2008

Barber Pole

Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.

I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.

by 4Tay January 30, 2009

pugknucker pole

1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.

I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004