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Plonker

I just took a plonker in the toilet
by Chickenboii June 10, 2018
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Plonkett

A boy who takes it in the pooper.
Stephen is a Plonkett.
by Skid King December 9, 2018
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plonkerish

word to describe someone being very silly
Eg- Bethan was being very plonkerish that day and Manon wasn’t enjoying it
by Nonam December 27, 2018
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Plonker

When you miss an easy goal in football
You just missed and absolute plonker
by Chad man March 20, 2019
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plonkub

Being a sexy silly fat vagina , a mix between plonker and plub
Oh billy your being a right plonkub !
by Liv and Charlie’s May 8, 2019
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Plonker

wanking plonker
I Plonker is an absolute idiot who has done something stupid eg.

Stop wanking in the library you plonker
by Nugget tickler March 25, 2019
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Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina
"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"
by Fbfzone December 13, 2020
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