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Oscar

An Oscar is usually the quietest boy in the class, but his calming presence provides a type of handsomeness and hotness to him. He also sticks out because of this. Oftenly, he will reject the girls that like him for that one main crush he has. That one main crush is usually a Mikayla because she is so beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. His best friend would either be an Ali, Darren or Jamie. With an Ali, he will exposit about nerdy stuff, with a Darren they will have mischievious fun and with a Jamie they will try to do the best they can education-wise. He is not able to ask girls out though because of his low self-esteem and confidence. And definitely cannot ask Mikayla out because he will reckon that she already has a boyfriend or is just not interested in a relationship. He is actually verbally bullied quite a lot, but is not able to fight back because of his parents' high expectations to not get in big trouble. He has a strong connection with God and Jesus as a Catholic, but wished they could help him out with his problems. He is usually quiet because of his depression. His laugh is ridiculously contagious BTW and philosophies about his purpose in life.
Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?

Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.

(Oscar returns)

Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?

Oscar: To ask her out.

(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)

Everyone: So what did she say?

Oscar: I can't say just yet.
by User123456778 November 22, 2021
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Oscar

Oscar is guy with a big dick. He have a wonderful smile that every girl likes. He have a super sexy body that every girl likes. He is also good at sports and he is very strong
Oscar is so sweet
by 18cm December 11, 2016
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Oscar

A guy who likes doing sports and has a girlfriend named pippa Nicholas
Oscar went out with pippa
by Oscar like pippa October 12, 2020
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Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.
Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.
by Me44longtime October 13, 2023
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Oscar

Oscar is a bad boy. In the sense as he is bad at everything accept playing Rugby. Oscar has a averge IQ of 10.5. A Oscar is a person that you want to have in your life as he will always have your back as long as you can convince him that the person you are against is playing Basketball in Uppsala.
If you Oscar then you play Rugby. It is that simple.
by Hoe.exe stopped working December 4, 2018
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Oscar

A sassy, gay, funny guy. Oscar is friends with the entire world and is very popular.
Person: I want to be friends with you you’re funny
Oscar: girl what
by natalienunnchincheck October 15, 2023
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Oscar

Oscar is small
by ZoominThoomin November 5, 2020
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