A warning given to a person at fifteen minutes, then five minutes, before you are due to do a task or go out.
Her: "We're going round my mum's soon".
Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"
Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"
Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"
Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."
Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"
Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"
Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"
Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."
by The WeirdnessSymposium April 19, 2009
A fivefacer is someone who is not only two-faced, fake, and or a backstabber but all of the above and then some...ect.
by susanahanson662 May 03, 2020
Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.
by drewdt April 11, 2011
When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.
"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.
*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*
Booty sex dry hump nobcheesecake kfc two kids one sandbox one man one jar one man one screwdriver two girls one cup two guys and a horse three men and a hammer four girls fingerpaint
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.
*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*
Booty sex dry hump nobcheesecake kfc two kids one sandbox one man one jar one man one screwdriver two girls one cup two guys and a horse three men and a hammer four girls fingerpaint
by Grandads teetees March 04, 2016
The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."
Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!
Person B:Mumblety Five?
Person A:I am never able to comfort you.
Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you
Person B:Mumblety Five?
Person A:I am never able to comfort you.
Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you
by Anenglishmajor April 21, 2011
the direct contact of two feet of different people by the side of the foot, done with both feet, only performed with shoes on; used as a counter to hand-to-hand contact like high fives, fist bumps, hand shakes, etc.
by J. S. T. March 16, 2020
A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...
Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?
Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?
omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?
by shake n bake !!!!111 August 08, 2006