Office Racketeering

To create a threat or a problem in the office, server, process, production, or design, and then gain notoriety, kudos and/or rewards for its reduction.

Office Racketeering: Arguing that several aspects of a safe and sound design will fail if certain conditions exist. Then after tasked with solving the problem, he/she goes on to prove that the problems have been resolved through some redesign that never occurred or re-evaluation, showing the conditions will never materialize. Given the time lag, he/she came up first as someone who found the problems, and later the one who solved them. He/she is nominated employee of the month.

by Cooper from Nob Hill September 30, 2011

senpai._.fnf._.official

Senpai, from the game Friday Night Funkin, A somewhat RP TikTok account. He’s amazing! Great creator and amazing in general. Also very very hot.

“Hey have you heard of senpai._.fnf._.official? He’s amazing!”

by whitty._.fnf._.official April 4, 2021

anzu_kinashi_offical

the best tictok creator i know

anzu_kinashi_offical is the best tictok creator i know they really need more views and followers there so underrated

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e August 17, 2021

Office Taco

When your friend is not paying attention in class and your teacher askes a question. You tell him a outragious answere to blur out thinking he will get it correct. he does so and everybody laughs.

Teacher"what is the capital of new york class?" You" dude the answere is office taco" Your friend " raises his hand and sayes Office taco" Class" hahahaha"

by Special-T923 March 23, 2010

officer

Short for commissioned-officer.

Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

by Robert Weston February 7, 2008

Office for Homeland Security

Government department with the job of making people insecure by getting cops to break into their homes.

A good example of Newspeak.

The far-right bigot in charge of this office, whose name I forget, is the same man who spent years trying to lynch Mumia Abu-Jamal and he's praised the Nazis as well.

by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004

Offit

a short derivative for the phrase "off the hook"

"ey bluh, scope that ill ass ride, nigguh dat iz Offit."

by kevin glenn September 19, 2005