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crouching tiger, hidden oscar 

an inside joke about Wilde men and poets. ie crouching tiger, hidden oscar <meyer weinner>.
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crouching tiger, hidden oscar 

I hate paul muldoon and mr "foxy!" evan too!!!!! ur the pervert!!lol
im too foxy for my dance, too foxy for my dance, raines im gonna leave u
OH MY GOD YOU ARe BLACK!!!!!!!!!
Me: OH MY GOD YOU ARe BLACK !!!!!!!!
oscar by elmo April 3, 2005
A really bad penis. Most symptoms are erectile dysfunction, a rash that looks like leather, and the smell of moldy ravioli. The carrier usually lies and says he got it from a skank, but you are born with an Oscar. Oh there is also self castration that occurs, depending on how small the sack it.
"Do you smell Italian food my nigga?" 'What the fuck where at a Chinese resturant!' "Oh, my nigga next to me probably gots an Oscar, that foul. Yo man, your Oscar's being a grouch?"
Oscar by Jeremy Gamboa June 13, 2008
A fat ass with a fucked up hairline that can't get no bitches
Oscar is gay
Oscar ate all my food what a fat ass
Oscar's hair line gives me nightmares
Oscar by 018823 July 6, 2017

oscar hulm 

Fat ass looking pedo who loves it up the bum from his dad
Ewwww look its oscar hulm