"Can I borrow some more
money from you?"
"Oof! Sorry."
Man 1: "My girlfriend just
dumped me."
Man 2: "Oof! That's your third one this week."
Person 1: "I like to spit on people.."
Person 2: " Oof! I'm outta here!"
"I
got arrested again."
"That sucks, but oof!"