Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021

Dab on them haters

Something one says before going to lie horizontally on a soft rectangle.
Is often used to replenish one's energy by closing eyes and not moving for approximately 8 hours.

homosapien1: hey, I'm going to go dab on them haters, now.
homosapien2: Ok, goodnight *kisses homie* (no homo... or maybe in a homo way?!??)

by donny_alpha November 19, 2021

them terribles

A rock soulpunk band.
Played Dew Circut Breakout (2008)on MTV2
Didnt win when they soo should of.
They are simply amazing

Dude1: can u believe Them Terribles lost Dew Circut Breakout 2008 on MTV2 last night?

Dude2: No it sucks, but the myriad still shoulda won though.

Dude1: *punches dude2 in the face* DOUCHEFAG

by yiddishispeak June 18, 2008

Giving them the Denham

The act of bending someone over and fingering their ass and jacking them off.

Guy one: Duuuude did you hear what Adams doing to Steve and Charlie?
Guy two: What?
Guy one: Giving them the Denham
Guy two: nasty dude

by motorboathtehbitch November 24, 2016

Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.

Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2025

On grave n’ them members

On the dead homies. Just the slats that didn’t make it out. And the members are all us slats that are left. We got that yee on us at all times #yee #overtime

Like yeee bro, put it on grave n’ them members that I have bars bro. Like on set I can rap yo. Fr bro. Like d brown and them.

by Overtime Daw November 29, 2021

them pants

a certain type of legging pants that girls wear

“she got on them pants”

by LuhTatoraTot November 9, 2022