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Woke

To wake up within a world of indoctrination after reading a critical mass of western propaganda, whilst what is actually important around the world is completely owing to your diverted attention.
Woke guy:
"I've lately become more woke on China and their treatment of minorities, not to mention their lack of gay rights"
Someone else:
"I was reading some translated international news about US leaving the UN Nuclear Non-proliferation Treaty, why the US military are pushing into everyone else's borders and not vice-versa, and China's success in abolishing their poverty"
Woke guy:
"Uhh?"
by Random wanderer April 24, 2021
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Woke

The state of pretending that a biological male can actually give birth to a human baby.
Steven said he read in a science book that men could actually give birth to a baby. I asked to see the book but he said he lost it. He’s pretty woke.
by Grut666 August 3, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

undercover wokes

The UW is an underground cultural phenomenon primarily focused on nightlife and secretive community events.

Born in Paris in 2013, its origins nor operators are well documented.

The UW is known best for its influential events including “Metro Mixes”, “Nuclear Fallout”, “The After Party”, “Recession Rave”, and “Hangover Hotline”.
The undercover wokes just announced their new party but there’s no time or place…
by Muzzy Slider March 12, 2025
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Wokeness

Rich elites' attempt at turning women, LGBT people and non-whites into the enemies of the working class.
Karen: you're cishet white man! Chech your privilege! You're the problem!

Steve: I work 9 to 5, I have a mortgage and a student debt to boot. I get it, you're educated on social issues, but all of that propaganda is funded by billionaries. They want you to hate me, not them. Now, sod off with your wokeness.
by Siberian Lynx February 21, 2025
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WOKE

Snow tha product invented woke and yt boys appropriated the word

you know about woke tv?
yes, from 2010? is good music
by anikk June 3, 2021
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Dark Woke

A person who presents themselves as being woke, or morally enlightened, but actually behaves in a smug, sanctimonious manner, and is wrong about the morality of the situation.
"She is giving dark woke vibes."
"Bro crossed over to the dark wokeside."
by darkwoke May 1, 2024
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woke pilled

Trans political view points. When participants of the two party system flip flop their stances on an issue. Often not understanding the irony and humor.
The Republicans on the January 6 Committee called for more Capital Police oversight and the Democrats called for more Capital Police funding. The J6 committee is totally woke pilled.
by Tinker Stream December 26, 2022
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