Noodlemacher

Someone who is commonly found not using their noodle for an extensive amount of time whilst doing something that makes them appear to be somewhat noodlish. The progression of noodle.

That guy over there just licked his own face, what a noodlemacher.

by Geschkinator October 21, 2010

Noodle Fingers

When a man can’t make a girl finish with his fingers because he has no idea what he’s doing.

He couldn’t even make me cum with his goddamn noodle fingers !

by NarikoSin January 25, 2018

Noodle

1. An outrageous and extra person.

2. Someone who enjoys storing clothes, especially socks under their pillow.

I bet that clown over there puts his socks under his pillow at night like a typical Noodle.

by totalshm October 18, 2019

crack noodles

Ramen noodles. The only food found in a crack house. Its what keeps crackheads so lean. Only 25 cents a pack on sale. Not enough money to get even get a mouse high.

Ho, make me some dem crack noodles.

by Joemama2 July 17, 2006

noob noodle

A word for a person that is one extreme higher than the name noob sauce. They aren't worthy of having sauce with them they are just a noob with plain noodles.

He is such a noob noodle!

by Rajiesh January 17, 2008

Romaine noodles

Originated by K. Spelich (one of many unique phrases one might overhear when "speaking Spelich").

Romaine noodles are actually the inexpensive food item known to the rest of the English speaking (and Engrish speaking) population as "rahmen noodles"

"I forgot my lunch today. I wonder if I've got any Romaine noodles in my desk?"

by R09 May 19, 2009

sweaty noodle

Someone who is at the gym and has just worked out so much that they are soaked in sweat and hot because of the exercise. Resembling a noodle when it is cooking in a pot of steaming hot water.

Damn, that girl on the tredmil looked good from far until i got closer and noticed she's a straight up sweaty noodle right now.

by ThisIsMyNameMyRealName January 5, 2010