Kids, ever have parents walk in on you when you're supposed to be doing homework, instead you're playing a full-screen game? Adults, ever had a roommate/spouse/friend walk in on you as your viewing a hot A2M porno? Well then, you gotta employ some ninja fingers!
Mom: Timmy, are you doing your essay?
Timmy: *Alt+Tab* Yes mom, i am!
Rick(walking into Dick's room): Hey, did u catch the game last night!?
Dick: *Alt+F4* Yeah dude, that was awesome!
They both used ninja fingers to protect themselves.
Timmy: *Alt+Tab* Yes mom, i am!
Rick(walking into Dick's room): Hey, did u catch the game last night!?
Dick: *Alt+F4* Yeah dude, that was awesome!
They both used ninja fingers to protect themselves.
by AspenW October 04, 2006
While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.
by Tequila_Mockingbird November 02, 2007
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by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
so like dude we are going to run this way and your going to run that way ok
during your going to ( ALT+F4 )
oh that fucker ninja logged
during your going to ( ALT+F4 )
oh that fucker ninja logged
by tomxel February 17, 2009
The ultimate ninja. The uber ninja is a single person. They are choosen in a ninja compettion held only once every ten years in Peewakee, Wisconsin USA. This ninja is not only the most skillful, but also the president of the ninja union.
by macro March 11, 2005