cheeky muffin

When your muffins get too frisky in the oven.

You should always be afraid of a cheeky muffin

by EmoPunkRocker May 21, 2016

Penis Muffin

n. When one's penis is so small, that it looks like a muffin.

Leo Yu got kicked in the balls, so his dick never grew; it's a penis muffin.

by Ivana Dick February 4, 2008

honey muffin'

Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating (GSCVC), or "honey muffin'", as it is more commonly known, is the ritualistic smothering of the vagina (or "muff") in honey or a similar sugary substance (thereby creating a "honey muff"), in order to attract flies. This is where the saying "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar" comes from, since vaginas smell like vinegar without the honey. This practice dates back to the time when humans were plants, and reproduced via the woman being "pollinated" by sperm that was painstakingly placed on flies by the male of the species.

Tronfo: ... So the missus has been reading these "new age" sexual intercourse technique books.

Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?

*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*

Tronfo: Yeah...

But...

*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*

*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*

Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.

Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.

Tronfo: Poor guy.

by cool_walking_ February 20, 2010

bunt muffin

The name chosen to ridicule a "Buff McGruff" type man for doing something very feminine.

Dude, he's such a bunt muffin

by Buff McGrugg November 4, 2010

Muffin Gas

The Gas that come form a Muffin Bombing, or gas form a pussy fart.

Guy 1: "dude he just got muffin bombed"

Guy 2: "I hope he got soem Muffin Gas with that"

by PhamO February 23, 2009

muffin-topping

The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.

Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.

by rabelais10 August 3, 2010

muffin ball

A pet name you call a person or animal. When you use this pet name, the person or animal you're speaking to is cute and sweet.

My dog is so cute. He's such a muffin ball!

by peachpie88 September 22, 2011