Moffel

A dutch word for mouth.
Only cool people say this.

``shut you`re moffel!``

by supergmstudios September 30, 2011

mofair

(1970's term) MO'-fair (noun)
any inanimate object, place, or event.

Boy, that car he drives is an ugly looking mofair!

by SirRalph December 27, 2011

mofo-redneck

a motherfucking redneck who drinks beer every night and jumps off roofs into tacks and fire.

i hate steve.

who is he?
that mofo-redneck from sales.

oh! he tried to asstesticle me yesterday.

ME TOo

by hairypickle November 13, 2011

moffaty

adj.

1) Of or pertaining to the works of Stephen Moffat
2) A plot element wherein continuity and logic are completely disregarded for the sake of toying with the audiences emotions.

"Wait, the weeping angels are looking at each other? I thought they couldn't do that!"

"Dude, this episode is so moffaty."

by UnimpressedWhovian April 7, 2013

MoFracker

Mother Fuckin' Cracker. A White Southern Cracker. A good ole boy. A Redneck from Putnam county.

Hey, MoFracker what's up?

by J Sifers March 27, 2012

Moffatting

To be in a state of existential bliss from picking one's nose.

I need a good moffatting whenever I'm feeling down about life.

by whev June 21, 2013

moftn

More Often Than Not

A2:Hey, how was your day I heard Jill was being that way again.

B2:Moftn she is always that way.

A1:Hey, I heard bill was being an ass again.
B1:Moftn.
A1:Should really break up with him.
B1:Ya but, he's different.

A1:But, that's what you said about Cregg.
B1:Cregg isn't Bill, Diana!

A1Diana: Okay bitch please.
B1: Don't fuck with me Jill.

A1:I'm not your just being a stupid bitch.
B1:What did you say!!

{Meooow!}

-ruffling dust plooms burst from the office cuticle-

B2Gregg: Ya man Jills a slut

A2Bill: Rlly?

B2Gregg: Ya man should totally date Dianna.

by A Username September 16, 2013