Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring licked from the back by your fathers daughter and getting some sloppy top from the homeless guy in the front whilst sipping on your chocolate McDonald’s milkshake.

My day was going terribly yesterday until I delightfully surprised with a Sexy Milkshake during my road trip.

by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021

Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.

Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .

by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024

Sticky Milkshake

When you add glue to a milkshake to make it taste better. The glue, not the milkshake.

Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?

Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.

by CleanSomewhere March 8, 2020

milkshake duke

the most sexeist milkshake that ever romed the land

milkshake duke the definition is a spiked milkshake. my milkshake is duked

by sheffield17 November 26, 2018

Milkshake duck

Internet slang for when something was likable, but turned out to be bad. It refers to the time Waffle House debuted their new duck flavored milkshake, which everyone loved, but then everyone found out they made it by putting an entire unclean duck in a Vita-mix.

“Such a bummer, when a trusted corporation everyone loves suddenly turns into a milkshake duck.”

by Xina624 August 15, 2024

Banana milkshake

When u finally cum in her mouth but then u piss in her mouth after and then u (or her) shakes her head round and round to make the milkshake

Woman: It took forever just for u to cum!
Man: Rlly? That suc..wait…hold up..I feel like somethings coming out.
Woman: Wdym? What is it?
Man: AAAAHHHHH!!!! HOW THAT PISS TASTE HOE!!!?!????!!!
Woman: WTF!?!
Man: *Shakes her head*
Woman: WHAT R U DOING?!?!?
Man: Making u a banana milkshake!

by TheDummyBummy May 6, 2024

Milkshake

A sugary drink which is often consumed after a handshake, with reference to an old, English proverb.

After a handshake, have a milkshake.

by 109343108410 May 29, 2019