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Middle School

A bunch of noisy fuckers and hormones packed into a small building.
by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016
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Middle Eastern Gun Training

There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
by ImmaNut January 24, 2017
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middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.
Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!
by NannyLumps February 5, 2017
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middle cushion

on a couch with three seats, the middle cushion is where a guy gets a hummer.
eric got a bj from her, he was sitting on the middle cushion
by dipdippidpid March 30, 2017
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Middle School

A place where all of your friends fuck the literal shit out of each other. If only you were part of that bigass orgy pile.
Dam nigga don't you remembah middle school? That was sum messed up fucken shizzle mah man.
by edgelord666 April 6, 2017
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Middle School

One of the worst times of your life simply because people get intense.
At least there's 3 years of middle school.
Thank God I never went to middle school! Apparently, the people there at middle school are dramatic.
by Twight0931 May 1, 2017
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Middle School

So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.

Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.

Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"

"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
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