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mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde
“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”
by akakoziabw January 19, 2022
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Mia

Mia is a minion at New College Pontefract. She never does any DIL. (TRUE!) Her attendance is at 69% and we'd like to keep it that way ;). She's a weeb. "I love anime!" is her catchphrase. Catch her at all hours of the day wanking to hentai. Her favourite pornhub categories besides hentai are:
1. 🐇
2. Nugget
3. Helicopter

She does streaks so add her on snapchat at @bigfatp00p

You may even see her in a production soon! She's auditioning for Sing 3!
Weeb (Male): "I love anime!"
Other Weeb (Male, also): "OMG! You should totally add Mia on BinWeevils."
by bigfatp00 April 26, 2022
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Mia

Mia is a really loving person.
She is really beautiful and smart, but can be a bit naive sometimes. She's one of the best friends you will ever have and is always fun to have around. Has a dark and witty sense of humor and often making jokes.
Just a beautiful person all round.
I can't wait till Mia comes again.
by T. j November 21, 2021
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Mia

Mia, a girl with various kink, snot, pee, boogers, ect. A Mia is a young, anal, uptight girl, one who will always keep you on your toes. A Mia is a stunning girl who causes jaws to drop when she enters a room, she obsesses over shows, loving fictional people more than real. She is a girl with long lashes that point downwards, she makes boys turn… away in astonishment. Mia is a girl that you would be fortunate to meet. She is a girl that you should keep near you at all times, one that you should cherish. Mia is a pretty lady who will improve anyones life. You’d be lucky to have a Mia in your life.
Guy 1: Did u see Mia today?
Guy 2: Yeah she was smokin
by humanperson123 February 28, 2022
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Mia

Dumb bitch who will steal your car, sell your kids mini bike for dope$, and smile to your face while thinking of some other way to drag you down usually by using up all resources like toiletpaper. Fat liar and ugly as personality seems
Fuck, Mia's knocking at the door again
Tell her to fuck off, or she'll keep Knocking
by Boyfriend of ex friend April 18, 2024
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Mia Tedford

Mia Tedford is so pretty. Her eyes are very pretty. She dates alot of boys in the time. She is a very loyal person. She cares about everything. She is very sarcastic and never will say anything rude in a sarcastic way. Mia Tedford will say the truth to the annoying people that want to be friends with her. If you are annoying change if you meet a Mia Tedford.
Mia Tedford is so pretty and nice. I love her eyes.
by Mia Tedford June 11, 2018
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Mia and Lewis

A forever couple who are soulmates. They have the best times together and are meant to be together. Although they got on each other’s nerves they will love one another no matter what. Keep this relationship it’s so special
by Pussyh0le December 18, 2021
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