Local Mexican

User in SoFIFA.com, talks in broken Spanish, and says puto and joto all the time. Connects on General Discussions on the night and mass downvotes selected users, even if they didn't do anything to him. Is related with some Mexican users, and with his alt Mexicano Guapo.

"Oh no, Local Mexican downvoted me and replied to me in broken Spanish"
"Local Mexican is a big blooded American pretending to be a Mexican"

by ameteriavis August 29, 2021

Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.

After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.

by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015

Mexican overdrive

technique of letting a car roll downhill in neutral or even with the engine off.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Mexican inferno

when you cover your penis in purell to use as lubricant, then at money time u pull out light your penis on fire and blow a firey load jizz in her fire hydrant. then burn the house down using your still flaming penis as a lighter.

dude i used a mexican inferno on my girl friend last night and she broke up with me.

by rage quitter November 26, 2010

The Mexican Whistler

You take a girl out for a fine mexican dinner and feed her lots of beans(possible foods include bean and cheese burritos, taco), then return promptly home for a night of anal intercourse. Due to the intake of beans, she will probably need to release gas from her bowels(fart). While you insert your penis into her rectum she will fart and as a result of the presence of your cock being in her butt hole it will make a whistling sound.

Tom, you will not believe what i did last night. I gave Maria "The Mexican Whistler "

by Josh Menendez March 26, 2009

mexican landmine

Stepping on a the cap from a beer bottle with bare feet, typically occurs on beaches and inside of fraternity houses

Tim: "Shit! I need a band-aid"
Josh: "Mexican landmine get ya'?"

by Special Tim October 2, 2010

Mexican Ski Slope

A huge hill covered in ice-plant.

Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.

by Pedro L. May 12, 2008