ass munchie

When a man lickith the brown eye and gets le aids

Doctor: Sorry sun you have been a ass munchie for too long, time to do dead.

by BlackSlave63 September 19, 2018

step-manchild

A male between the ages of 19 and 31 that is usually the boyfriend of a single mom. They are usually too immature to act as a role model and have a tendency to either be too inept to help watch children and do other parent stuff, thus becoming a burden; or will beat/kill a child over something that's not a big deal, for example, a video game.

Person no.1: did you see her boyfriend
Person no.2: yeah, dude looks too much like he could be a step-manchild

by Caesar_Destroyer_of_Normies January 14, 2019

Road Munchies

Food you purposely buy to eat while driving. Not necessarily a road trip, could just be back and forth between work and home, etc.

I'm going to stop by a convenience store and pick up some Road Munchies before I head out to the concert.

by Storm filled Eyes March 26, 2019

nap munchies

waking up from a nap so zooted and fuzzy that all you can do is eat a fuck ton food. the nap munchies often include weird pairings of foods.

dude I woke up and had the nap munchies so bad I didn’t stop eating for an hour and a half

by roseybooty July 21, 2020

Proto-minchia

Hai mai giocato a YuGiOh? Hai mai visto la carta Proto Cyber-Drago?
Ecco, la prima volta che l'ho vista
Ho fatto: eh ok ma che vuol dire proto
E quindi siamo qui che parliamo

Chi proto-minchia sarebbe Debby Ryan?

by Protominchiatore July 31, 2020

Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.

by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021

Werwolf munchies

Aluminum such as apcs

I got the werwolf muNchies can you order a new bun with a brick leave the terraflops at home and smoke the reapers icing cake and somehow pass me another chicken wing please

by Cody5050 January 15, 2022