Matthew

A regular average Californian male. Laid back and chill, this mildly common creature can often appear high to those who don't know otherwise. Though kind and always available, this species is highly deflective. Usually, Matthews only share their true feelings with a soul mate. Very often, these creatures will also become particularly attached to certain words. The words vary greatly, ranging from sexual to biscuits to Britney Spears. Though mostly comprised of these positive features, Matthews can develop extremely douchebag-like tendencies, often resulting in womanizing. After extended periods of this behavior, Matthews will often go into a state of depression and likely distance themselves from loved ones. These states of depression can cause substance abuse, alcoholism, and cutting in extreme cases. Also, a Matthews trust is difficult to gain and very easy to lose, so caution is advised. Despite all of these major flaws, Matthews remain fun and spontaneous to be around (provided they trust you), and they will always lend a helping hand.

"My friend ditched his girlfriend to drive me to my cousin's funeral today."
"Wow. He's a total Matthew."

"Oh my gosh. My brother was talking about how he'd run out of virgin ass at his school today."
"Your brother is such a jerky Matthew."

"I really like this guy, but he won't open up to me."
"He's a Matthew. It just takes time."

by Darth Biscuit February 1, 2013

Matthew

A cute guy, who loves you no matter what. He is always there for you and he always tells you how much you mean to him. If he tells you his secrets that means your important. Never let go of a Matthew don’t make that mistake.

Matthew

by THEODORE(ted) July 18, 2019

Matthew

a sweet, nice, always lovable, handsome guy, but in the end he is a ball-less, back stabbing, promise breaking, liar who ignores you; doesn't care about you anymore, no matter how hard you try to just talk to him, and nothing more.

friend1:"aww guuurl you two are so cute together"
friend2: "yeah he is so nice to you and us! he is a keeper!"
girl: "yeah, he was, but now he's totally ending up like a matthew, it sad" ):

by LElizabeth August 13, 2010

dave matthews band

Great Band!!!!
a touch overrated, but not here, the guitar isn't the best butthe blend is perfect and the writing is perfect

dave matthews band Everyday, Under The Table and Dreaming, Live; in Chicago, at Luther College, and at Red Rocks

by E1 K4B0NG April 15, 2006

MatthewlovesMelanie

Just like it says, Matthew loves Melanie more than anything in the world. She is the most wonderful girl that has ever lived; she's fun, she's smart, she's sexy, she's beautiful, and there has never been a girl nor will there ever BE a girl that has tickled every inch of Matthew's fancies like Melanie has/does.

MatthewlovesMelanie more than anything else in the world and hopes to be able to love her and make her happy forever and ever.

by Puddin' September 6, 2008

Matthew

Matthews are loveable, nice, sweet, caring, and kind. He always knows how to make you feel special inside. Matthew's are also known as Matts. His words are like magic and never fail to keep you happy. Matt's are easy to fall for and once you fall for them you can't get up. They are the best things in the world to fine. once u find one never let them go. Whether its as your boyfriend or guy friend they are special no matter what anybody says. I love my Matthew.

See that guy over there?
yeah that's matthew

by himhimhimhimhim September 29, 2014

dave matthews band

an alright band, they have some good songs like Ants Marching.. but a little overrated. for some reason all the preppy kids really like them.

"Dave Matthews Band concert on Tuesday!"
"Eh, they're alright."

by BOOGABOOGA October 5, 2005