Matthew 

A 6’8 little cock guy that cannot dunk even thought he is 6 foot and 8 inches tall. He reminds me of a twig I could break him in half with my fucking knee. Every time I see that skinny fuck I just wonder... how can he not dunk.

God imagine not being able to dunk and being a “Matthew”

Matthew by Kevbot L😂L May 6, 2019

Matthew 

related to incest.
that’s all.

person 1: hey have you seen matthew

person 2: he’s kabanging his sister again

Matthew by sandymannnnnn May 25, 2019

Matthew 

A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets

That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew

Matthew by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019

Matthew 

Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.

Matthew is from the bible and he is funny person and can attract girls easily.

Matthew by Zen-Derth June 13, 2019

Matthew 

Local white boy always nice to hang with.

Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.

Matthew by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019

Matthew 

Matthew is a terrorist who goes up to you and rapes you for no reason, he is very Gay and at the same time smart in Logic. If his smiling then your fine but if his smiling with an isis flag and a bomb vest then u better run for your life.

Tristan: Make sure to get a Bulletproof vest or a Bomb proof suit

Some Paki: Use Matthew for 9/11

Matthew by Laden911 October 17, 2019

Matthew 

A very cute guy. Also very nice and has a hot smile. A great friend and always kind to everyone. Has a great sense of humor and loves to make people laugh. Always has the most fun time he can have. Usually athletic.

Girl- “is he a Matthew? He’s cute so he must be.”

Matthew by starrr ✨ October 21, 2019