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Mad Black

Takes pride in the fact he got sent to prison and will threaten to murder you in an airport with a heavy duty crossbow. Says he will shoot up your block until he finds you while teaching your children how to duck. Will snap and have a mental breakdown if someone brings his past gay lovers. It has been fortold he likes to take it up the ass.
Person 1: "Don't bring up prison or mad black will come shoot up your block! He's still in the closet even after all those pistol whippings his gang gave him".

Person 2: "For someone who claims to not give a shit, mad black sure feels threatened when you question his sexuality".
by Imsupergirl11 October 18, 2019
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Kain Madness

Kain Madness is a condition that occurs shortly after having sex with a woman for the first time and you gave it everything you have. Kain Madness is much like being a stage 5 clinger except the woman wasnt a virgin to begin with. Once a woman gets the Kain Madness, that pussy is yours for life but beware....it can also be a curse.

Symtoms Include: Clinging, paying for everything, putting up with any bs that you give her, calling all the time, throwing that ass at you, wet or constantly moist vagina while in your presence.

Kain Madness was created by BIGGDAD
Damn man...I didnt hold back with that chick lastnight at all and I think shes got a touch of the Kain Madness
by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009
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Ahab madness

a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.
that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch
by Kingsaint22 October 20, 2008
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The Mad Shits

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".
by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014
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mad yin

when a scottish cunt goes on a absolute bender. classified by - not going home between the days Friday and sunday night, more than 5 gram of gear must be consumed, minimum 5 swaggers (eccies), atlas 2 bottles of buck and/or a swift litre of scotlands finest glens (ket, mandy and bubbles also recommended to fulfil your mad yin)
"am going on a fucken mad yin this weekend davie" or "fuck me a need a heavy mad yin after this week"
by malaka mutha December 18, 2016
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mad nigga

1. Describing a bad situation.

2. Refecting on someones negative actions and/or attitude.
1. "Yo son grab me a beer." "Were all out" "OH thats mad nigga"

2. "I'm not gunna suck your dick!" "thats mad nigga"
by niffa March 10, 2007
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mad cowgirl

an act performed on a male during intercourse, involving a knockout punch from the female 'riding' the male during the his orgasm. The result is a euphoric knock-out punch. It is the female version of the donkey punch.
As the male climaxes, he receives a knockout punch from his partner riding on top of him, completing the mad cowgirl.
by Ernest Butiu November 11, 2007
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