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dirty midget

when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people
Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget
by Jesica McNew March 11, 2024
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Mega Midget

Person 1: Dude you're really short

Person2: Yeah, well you're a mega midget
by Kiro Syndrome July 29, 2021
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Midget

A very short person that’s real name is Cerys, this person often has a bad attitude and can’t handle there drink
Oh no it’s midget don’t let her drink any alcohol
by Heavylongballs June 5, 2022
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midget

short friend: hey u giraffe!
long friend: hey u midget!
by thatlongfrienduknow January 12, 2022
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Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.
The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
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Pure Midget

Not just a midget but the purest and smallest of midgets. The smallest peoples who are not actual dwarves.
by a fan of Harry Potter May 4, 2018
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Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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