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Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
That almond milf was very useful before the exam!
by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021
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Milf

Mum in late forties
Often sexual
Ur mom is such a milf
by rory (girl) 56 December 21, 2023
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boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!
by looocheli October 6, 2016
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MILF

Mohobbat I'd Like to Forget
She's a milf
by grandfucksand January 25, 2023
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Milf Orchestra

An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians
Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon
by Treewise October 30, 2019
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milf jin

Milf Jin is basically Kim Seokjin, but as a milf🥶🥶
Milf jin is sexy🤑🤑🤑
by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020
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Milf

Guy 1: man i want a milf

Guy 2: I want Asia too
by Asia’s Booty muncher June 22, 2022
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