Two or more morbidly obese people pressing their anal sphincters together so hard that they cannot shart
by Mr.Boxi3 November 10, 2015
by tommyboy1917 March 31, 2022
The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.
by AN0SEater March 20, 2020
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
by lovehyuka November 07, 2022
Guy 1: did you see that new Nick Robinson video of the McDonalds eCDP training game?
Guy 2: yeah, I can't believe it took over 10 years to just get out of that title screen. Can't wait to emulate it on my DS!
Guy 2: yeah, I can't believe it took over 10 years to just get out of that title screen. Can't wait to emulate it on my DS!
by RockTundra December 09, 2020
by SammyBoi99 March 04, 2022
The most crappy wifi you would ever use
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)
Man, mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi is so bad that my ping can rise to 999999999
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this
by ihandlethisidk September 11, 2022