fuck your boyfriend day :D
mum-‘ what you doin today?’
me-‘mum its 13th of may, im goin to my boyfriends house.’
mum-‘okay, use protection!’
me-‘mum its 13th of may, im goin to my boyfriends house.’
mum-‘okay, use protection!’
by l0v3.ly7n January 2, 2022
Get the 13th of maymug. bf: hi babe! today is may 29, the national be extra nice to your girlfriend day !
gf: is that a thing?!
gf: is that a thing?!
by jenofodas May 29, 2021
Get the may 29mug. a very hot taurus was born on this day, they work very hard for where they are now and face problems in the darkness. go and spoil them <33
by crystalwhore May 27, 2021
Get the May 11thmug. If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.
by Ayko < 3 August 9, 2022
Get the May 5mug. Rail your best friend and her homie cause it’s 3 sum day. Y’all gonna have a wild ride cause it’s May 24
by sovietaxolotl May 22, 2021
Get the May 24mug. Gracie-Mai's are not to be messed with because their most common colours are red, they wear red, see red and bleed red. If you are friends with a Gracie-Mai you should feel blessed because they have a small social group and don't enjoy the company of people. Gracie-Mai's are also very family orientated and would do anything to keep her family safe. Gracie-Mai's are very self-conscious and don't like it if people stare at them for more than three seconds. Overall Gracie- Mai's are kind and compassionate in times when their close friends or relatives need them.
Gracie-Mai helped me when I was having a panic attack today
Gracie-Mai punched me when I looked at her for more than three seconds, how cool
person 1: your'e such a Gracie-Mai calm down! and don't see red.
Gracie-Mai punched me when I looked at her for more than three seconds, how cool
person 1: your'e such a Gracie-Mai calm down! and don't see red.
by Scott- Michael Hemmings November 7, 2019
Get the Gracie-Maimug. When you are fucking a girl (has to be named Riley) and she slips up, accidentally farts causing you to projectile vomit into her throat
by She loves gavin August 24, 2021
Get the The Riley maymug.