23 May

the ''fuck your girfrien'' day?

bf: hey, it s 23 may!
gf: so?
bf: LET'S FUCKK

by funckypuncky May 21, 2022

may 30

a gay person was born on this day

"i was born on may 30"
"oh so you´re gay?"

by yourmommx May 27, 2022

may 8

on this day the person has to recieve the sloppiest head of the whole year, decade, century, etc.

hey its may 8 you know what time it is ahaha

by 13jatt October 29, 2021

Lila May

The greatest BFF anyone could have and also a bit innocently dumb. She's got a beautiful singing voice and will always back you up loadsss

Lila May? Oh she's amazing.

by I'm dying September 28, 2021

May 23

The day you hug your bestie day!!!!!

"Hey bestie can I have a hug it is May 23"

by ur mom <3 xD March 6, 2022

The Riley may

When you are fucking a girl (has to be named Riley) and she slips up, accidentally farts causing you to projectile vomit into her throat

Ethan: I was with my girlfriend Riley and we did “The Riley may” it was so sexy.

by She loves gavin August 24, 2021

May 25

If you are born on may 25 you are very swag and sexy, I have 2 friends that are born on may 25 and they are both really swaggy and attractive. Oh and also Mike Myers is born on this day and he is the voice/normal actor for many famous characters like Shrek, The Cat in the Hat, Austin Power, Etc.

hehe you know i am pretty swaggy because my birthday is May 25

by Jimathy MacDemetris May 18, 2021