A type of male that is superior to Yogurt and Alpha males. The highest in the male hierarchy. The donut male doesn't feel does not feel insecure about the way he appears publicly and the things he enjoys doing, even though it might not be the most in-trend thing to do, like eating donuts.
Person 1: Look at that overweight man eating his donuts sloppily in public.
Person 2: That's a Donut Male right there. Fully secure with himself and his decisions.
Person 3: Such an inspiring figure for Gen Zs around the world.
Person 2: That's a Donut Male right there. Fully secure with himself and his decisions.
Person 3: Such an inspiring figure for Gen Zs around the world.
by The Gentleman Dictionary June 21, 2022
Someone who thinks they are good at everything, but in reality is just a cocky dick that no one likes.
by Bertie is cool 420 August 09, 2019
A person who attempts to embody the traditionally assertive, dominant qualities of an "Alpha Male" while still primarily displaying the more reserved, submissive traits of a "Beta Male."
A social role characterized by an unsuccessful or overcompensating attempt to exhibit leadership, dominance or assertiveness typically associated with Alpha Males.
A social role characterized by an unsuccessful or overcompensating attempt to exhibit leadership, dominance or assertiveness typically associated with Alpha Males.
Despite his best attempts, a Balpha Male often reveals his Beta tendencies, leading to amusing or awkward social interactions.
by Kewk July 27, 2023
the mushroom wojak but instead of a based reddit sigma male its a beta fuck head, you can usually find them in the wild next to the shrigma or shalpha males, they are the tiny mushrooms the size of a pinky finger.
Shrigma male: (based) Bro Ezekial is such a shreta male, he is like 10 times less our size.
Shalpha male: (also based) fucking shreta.
Shalpha male: (also based) fucking shreta.
by Samuel Flecinstein, II, Junior July 16, 2021
Extremely sexy dark skin n**** with third mainland bridge cock , very rich most times and always confident in decision making
by Anonymous sexy November 22, 2021
by refewdwswzd October 23, 2020
A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022