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Lionel

To Lionel someone is to chose between two social options and then inform the party that was not chosen at the last possible moment.
Peter was going to come with on the bachelors weekend but then he Lionel'd us one hour before we were due to leave so he could attend the Justin Bieber concert instead.
by Notch"LifeSaver"Johnson August 7, 2014
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Detroit Lions

Mistakenly listed as the worst franchise in NFL History. Only known for performances in last few decades, never given consideration for the above average performances for the other approximately 60 years of franchise history.
Franchises considered to be worse, starting from the worst:

Cardinals-First from Chicago, then St. Louis, then, Phoenix, now Arizona. Most losses. In their 80 years of existance... 8 playoff appearances. No one wants them.

Saints-AKA 'Aints'. Only recently have their performance turned around, thanks to Drew Brees.

Texans-Haven't been around that long, but their performance is still horrible other than VERY recent. Worst winning percentage at 33.3%.

Falcons-Despite recent performances and their famed 1977 defense. Nothing. Riddled with losing seasons and scandals.

Bengals-No Championships, losing record. Only 12 winning seasons of 40.

Buccaneers-Home of the FIRST defeated team 0-14. Second Worst Win Percentage 39.3%. Their only Superbowl win is considered a fluke.

Bills-They missed the Superbowl win four times in a row.

Seahawks-No championships even with a great coach. Only team to go to the playoffs with a losing record.

Detroit Lions-Not the best team, but not the worst. With four championships although many, many years ago. Failures to win in the playoffs except once since 1957, and of course no Superbowls. Even if they are the few to yet win one, and to have a defeated season 0-16. I feel, though, the Lions are emerging from the abyss to become a contender for decades to come.

I would list a site which gives extremely detailed and accurate information, but it's cold hard football facts dot com. hint hint.
by just.another.guy July 12, 2012
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Isabella de' Lioncourt

The beautiful artist that Louis de' Pointe du Lac falls in love with, the daughter of Lestat de' Lioncourt and sister to Christiana de' Lioncourt. Her best friend is Horizon, who was at one time a bride of Dracula. He turns her the second night he meets her, under the moonlight he grants her the kiss of the vampire. He wants her to be his eternal bride of darkness, and his soul-mate for eternity.
Thy beauty is to me
Like those Nicèan barks of yore
That gently, o'er a perfumed sea,
The weary way-worn wanderer bore
To his own native shore.

~ A poem from Edgar Allen Poe that Louis de Pointe du Lac quoted for Isabella de' Lioncourt, whisking her away into the beckoning night to be his eternal queen of darkness.
by Shirlynn Admire May 17, 2008
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lionized

To worship a celebrity as a God.

This word can be found scrawled onto Sam Endicott's (of The Bravery) knuckles.
Over time, The Spice Girls somewhat unfortunately became lionized. Thankfully those who did this finally woke up and plunged The Spice Girls into a pit of global hatred. Justice has been served.
by mrpotatohead June 9, 2005
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Lionel Migration

a retarded ass word that pops up everytime u hit the random button on urbandictionary
Me: (hits random) God fucking dammit!!
curt: wut?
Me: Fucking lionel migration came up again
Curt: dude ru serious again? UD sux man
Me: yeah i know
by hendrixpageslash November 2, 2008
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LioNR

The whitest blackperson alive
Damn LioNR your white
by nope March 14, 2005
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The Lionel Richie

When the partner comes up from behind, initating a two-handed handjob, simultaneously singing the opening lyrics to "Hello" by Lionel Richie.
For example, Jane approaches Mike from behind. As she grabs his penis with two hands, she immediately begins singing "Hello" by Lionel Richie and gives him a handjob. The Lionel Richie.
by Four Horsemen Woo May 8, 2009
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