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wow, cool kid 

Some douchebag or dumbass attempts or accomplish such a "cool move" action to show off or show the skills they've gain from their whole miserable life.

To speak this sentence, the comma acts as a pause between the word 'wow' and 'cool'.
Jack just did a three-pointer 3 times in a row! Wow, cool kid.

Jerry mimics an NPC walk. Wow, cool kid.

She said a bad word. Wow, cool kid.

This kid just called me a nigga. Wow, cool kid.

He just told me he lost his virginity. Wow, cool kid.
wow, cool kid by Garrystan March 26, 2018
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Cheer Up Emo Kid 

"Cheer Up Emo Kid" is the phrase said to a person who is feeling emotionally down over one thing or another.
"My boyfriend and i are losers"
"Cheer Up Emo Kid"
Cheer Up Emo Kid by tozza September 28, 2003

Leash Kid 

A child, generally of a young age (but not limited to) which is fitted with a harness with a leash attached to it. It is used so the parent then can control the movability of the child. Leash kids are seen in many shapes and sizes, ranging from little children that run a muck to fat ones that destroy things.
Little girl: "Look at that kid mum, his on a leash"
Mum: "Shhhh, stop staring at the leash kid"
Leash Kid by score22 June 13, 2008

Hallway Kid 

A person who goes on habbo hotel every day, (an online hangout, much like yoville, only less explicit and more to do). Just to go to a public room named "The Hallway" These kids usually have no friends, and steal pictures from "scene kids". They usually talk pixelated bs, which entails talking about how you have no life, when in reality they're the ones who are on a pixelated box of a hotel 24/7. They all fight to be the most popular kid in the hallway. (Having the most online friends, and being liked the most, and spending the most of their life on habbo.) The most "original" hallway kids will have a username consisting of one word, for example: Definition, Example, Word, Tags, or something along those lines. The normal people that get on would have usernames like Username742 or -=Username=- Usually the hallway kids will make fun of people with these types of usernames. They talk like they haven't had an education, and they try to be leet. All they accomplish doing, is looking completely rediculous. Also, some of them skip school to be on this thing. Yeah. Oh and have I mentioned their all either, under 14 years old, do some type of drug, or are in college with nothing better to do than talk to 12 year olds?
Hallway Kid 1: h4y h0w r u 2day qt
Hallway Kid 2: o i am fyn just tryin 2 yell at these n00bs with their lam3 habbo namez
Hallway Kid 1: o m g u r s0 c0ol!11one! go look @ my new myspace pix
Hallway Kid 2: that lookz f4ke..
Hallway Kid by Hallway Kid!!1one February 22, 2009

marching band kid 

What is a band kid? Is it a kid who is in band? Yes. Is that all there is to it? No.

I come from a band of 47 members in a rather rural community. Understand that participation in the marching band is optional for regular band members, so everybody present WANTS to be. As a result, we take pride in what we do.

I am our band's Drum Major, and as any member of our marching band will tell you, we love to make music. We love to make music. Then, we love to run around on a football field and do cool stuff at the same time. We also love each other, most of the time. Hopefully now I have begun to paint the appropriate picture in your mind of our band; we function the way we do because we love it.

I can't generalize what every band or football team does; every group is different. There are hard working bands and hard working football teams. There are also lazy bands and lazy football teams. Therefore, the only thing I can factually present is how MY band functions.

End of school: new show announced, band director's
writing it, PRACTICE YOUR HORN.
Early July: music starts coming out to members via
internet, memorization begins.
Mid/Late July: music rehearsals. lots of 'em
Beginning of August: BAND CAMP!
Week 1: 9-9. section leaders typically call you in
by 8. drilling marching, commands, drill on
blacktop. sparse water breaks. if any. lunch.
under 45 minutes total. assorted sectionals,
music rehearsals, and a goofy game or two to
break up the intensity. outside again, drill,
instruments. dinner. outside, drill, instruments.
Week 2: 9-5. same as week 1, only with fewer
breaks and no games. mostly outdoor.

THEN: during school, we practice Tuesday-Friday till 6, except on Fridays when we have home football games, then we have practice till we eat supper and then we're at the game till 10.

AND THEN?: competitions on Saturdays. a lot. when there isn't a competition, there's a practice.

Oh yeah, we basically have a blast while we do it too. How about that?

Nobody can tell me we don't work hard. Beyond work, we leave part of ourselves on the field every performance. Music is emotional, and if your very soul isn't put into the music, you have nothing. We have something, and it's beautiful. Seriously.

Some people say marching band kids don't have lives. Oh, but yes. Yes we do. It's called being a part of something bigger than yourself. It's called music.
That marching band kid's sweat grosses me out.

What a marching band kid, he's walking in step to the music in the mall!

nothing personnel, kid 

Something you say after you teleport behind someone, especially with a melee weapon in hand.
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid.
(It is then implied here that they get stabbed or something)