A beautiful man who is tall, powerful, emotional. perfect. but he refuses to see it. But the world does. The perfect man ready to practice to be perfect. He can twirl a baton better than anyone, it's a Jonathan thing. A real tall glass of water.
by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021
Get the jonathanmug. Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
Get the Jonathan Michael McKenziemug. by fwwjonathan November 20, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. A great friend who helps out when ever he can. Though sometimes he can suck because he is the type of person to leave you behind. Especially if you’re being chased by someone with golden dagger.
Jonathan is such a good friend…but he still let his best friend get his eyes stab out by golden daggers.
by Thazerckod November 7, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.
And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.
Why? You ask? For profit!
And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.
Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
Get the Jonathan Ponemanmug. A beautiful guy who deserves the world.He is silly, smart, and has great advice.He has amazing confidence and always knows how to make people feel better & make their hearts happy. He is super talented and I want more people to know that, and knows he’s cool.
Everyone who’s his friend will never regret it, truly from my experience, he has made my heart happy.Never be ashamed to be yourself Jonathan, you’re doing so great, I admire you so so much.
Everyone who’s his friend will never regret it, truly from my experience, he has made my heart happy.Never be ashamed to be yourself Jonathan, you’re doing so great, I admire you so so much.
by Imadonkey August 2, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan is a cool guy. He’s very sweet and so friendly and nice!! He’s the sweetest person ever and he’s extremely cute. He’d do anything for anyone of his friends because that’s how much he cares for them. He seems a bit harsh at first but he has a soft spot. He’s really special and he’s a bully type of guy, but that’s just proof he cares. He doesn’t know how to express his feelings, but he tries to, and he makes an impact off of it. Jonathan is a chill guy and if you ever have a boyfriend named Jonathan, you’re very lucky!!
by crystal lol April 2, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug.